That Gotdamn RED phone

Hilary, if that GOTDAMN red phone is ringing at 3:00 AM, it's not for you, it's Bill's girlfriend, Kristen.
And too, what are you doing answering that phone with make-up and reading glasses on? Would you really answer a red phone at 3 AM, knowing it was not for you?
If you will be sleeping in the White House, it will be because you are cheating on Bill with Obama. And maybe you were fully dressed because Michelle was on her way.